Running

Dear Characters,

I have started a running trend. In order to prepare of my PT test I have been running to get into better shape and have more stamina when the actual test is taken. Apparently everyone else also wants to get into better shape and they run with me. Well they try to run with me, my pace is a little faster than theirs and much longer. Now the role of personal trainer has been given to myself and I work for free. On average we've been a running crowd of about 5-8 people. See you tonight.

I really need to work on swimming.

Weather has been blustery.

The bowl of fruity pebbles, which was self served this morning, was full of ants and I didn't realize it till after consuming half the damn bowl.

This 15 year old girl is crushing on myself and I already said no, it's illegal.

The park bathroom is about to have a picture in frame hung on the walls.

I participated in an amateur strip contest at a gay bar, and lost to a fat chick. Doing back flips in your underwear I suppose isn't stripping. That was a loss of $100 though...



My friend has the video footage. I've been debating on whether or not I should put it on youtube. They want me to! How embarrassing.

Sincerely,

The Character

Florida Update

Dear Characters,

I understand that it has been a while since my last entry, however talking about the same thing consecutively doesn't make a lot of sense to me. That is what my life is, what I've previously mentioned in entries before. Now things have a changed a little and the season is coming to a close.

Monday I turned in my application to the Air Force which is being processed and evaluated for accuracy. There is one job that entertains my fancy, being a PJ in the Air Force. The prospects of me passing the PT test for such a career are in my opinion high despite only 10% of applicants actually pass the test to being training for such a career. PJ stands for Parajumper, so I will be jumping out of planes on a regular basis and that could not be more exciting. The technical name for being a PJ is Pararescue, also (as the name implies) used specifically to recover captured persons.



There is still no job market. There is still no work. I do have an interview Thursday.

Every Wednesday my friends and I go to a gay bar called "Cold Keg" which sponsors "Goth Night (Nocturnal)". We dance, play pool, and have a grand old time. Last Wednesday everyone put their heads together and decided to go as a zombie troop.



Good times.

Other than that everything is much the same.

I will not be returning to Georgia.

Sincerely,

The Character