I have started a running trend. In order to prepare of my PT test I have been running to get into better shape and have more stamina when the actual test is taken. Apparently everyone else also wants to get into better shape and they run with me. Well they try to run with me, my pace is a little faster than theirs and much longer. Now the role of personal trainer has been given to myself and I work for free. On average we've been a running crowd of about 5-8 people. See you tonight.
I really need to work on swimming.
Weather has been blustery.
The bowl of fruity pebbles, which was self served this morning, was full of ants and I didn't realize it till after consuming half the damn bowl.
This 15 year old girl is crushing on myself and I already said no, it's illegal.
The park bathroom is about to have a picture in frame hung on the walls.
I participated in an amateur strip contest at a gay bar, and lost to a fat chick. Doing back flips in your underwear I suppose isn't stripping. That was a loss of $100 though...

My friend has the video footage. I've been debating on whether or not I should put it on youtube. They want me to! How embarrassing.
Sincerely,
The Character